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Greetings Citizens of Chocko-Blocko,

Today I my Uncle-Buster was honored a Hero. If you where ever confront by a terrorist would you cave-in and whimper of "Get-up-Stand-Fart-pon-Dem-Fi yu-Rights" Read on and please comment on what you would do?

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HEATHROW AIRPORT ARRIVAL LOUNGE. (3:00)

ANNOUNCEMENT (VO)

“Will Mr Buster, Junior, or Mama Mention please make their to the VIP section please”.

Not knowing quite what to expect My mother and I made our way to the designated area and to our surprise were greeted by Uncle Chester, his new fiancée Mampie, Head of Airport police, Head of Airport security, Head of The Head of Airport Staff and TV news Cameras. Uncle Chester was addressing the sexy TV news woman interviewee.

UNCLE CHESTER.

“Well darling, everybody knows it bad manners fi bust ah Fart in public, but when it comes to terrorism I make no apology fi mi bodily malfunctions”.

INTERVIEWEE

“So Mr Chester, do you have any words of advice to any other terrorist organisation that might be considering more attacks on these shores”?

UNCLE CHESTER(Directly into Camera)

“firstly  young lady you can cut di formality and address me by my christened name, Estonian. Back to di question. I suggest any terrorist with suicidal tendency fi come down to Uncle-Chester’s Chocko-Blocko Rum Bar, Clap 2 Domino, Rub-ah-dub 3 gyal pon di dance floor, smoke 4 spliff, drink 5 red stripe, lef behind di fuckrey Bom-blast mentality and LEVEL DI VIBE .”