Thursday 5 May 2011

MY DAD GOT ARRESTED.


Greetings Citizens of Chocko-Blocko. Real sorry about not postings your mystic ode yesterday but I just had to reflect on state of the present world affairs. As The late great Bob Marley once sung "We've got some much tings to say right now...".
The great news is my Uncle Chester has volunteered to become VASTAMAN-VIBRATIONS very own "Inter-Galactic Long-Leg Man." Live and direct from his infamous "Uncle Chester's Rum-Bar" in the Heart of Chocko-Blocko he'll bring you the Citizens news, views and his own quirky analysis on world affairs.

OK lets continue our Mystic journey beyond ecosphere as we know it:
I am on the way to the Airport to collect my Uncle Chester returning back from a 6 month break in Jamaica. My Mother Mamma mention is cruising 15mph in the fast lane along the highway, my Father Daddy-Buster is drunk plus being a pain in the arse and i am acting like Mills Lane the revered boxing referee, having to prevent my parents for killing each other............O yea nearly forgot, we've just been pull over by a cop and my Father has is about to receive a gift from John-Law.


Ext: A40 Hard-Shoulder. 10:00am

DADDY BUSTER is known in the Choco-Blocko community as the King of Backchat. Meaning that he will always answer you back.
 
POLICE OFFICER.
I am going to have to issue you with a ticket for reckless driving Mrs Mention and your Husband is being arrested for insulting a Police Officer. Now if you’ve really got a plane to meet I suggest you and your son leave immediately.


CUT TO:

Int: Car: A40 Highway. 10:09am

It’s never nice to see your own Father Pepper spayed and then handcuffed. I suppose Head butting & kneeing a Police officer in the nut-sack should constitute some form of restraint. My Dad nearly brought unwanted attention on me, plus he was pissing my Mamma-Mention off so we were happy to see the back of him. Next stop the Airport.

To be Con't....