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| "Never Break wind on A Plane". |
Greetings Citizens of Chocko-Blocko!
So far we're on incoming Flight A340 from Kingston, Jamaica. My Uncle Chester is about to be awoken by his future intended. Remember please feel free to leave Comments on each Blog-Opera i post, feedback is good for the soul. Each on teach one? Further more I am sure there are many reading this whom have gone abroad, fallen in love and taken that giant step bringing their Cupid-one back to your home land to meet your family? Are you still with that lover or have things turned sour? Stella doesn't always get her GROVE! Enjoy today's Blog Opera.
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Int: Air Jamaica, Airbus A340. 10:20am
Just like a Ninja assassin Mampie placed her index finger and thumb upon Uncle Chester neck. She then gathered a flab of flesh and gave him on almighty pinch. Uncle Chester leaped 5-feet in the air smashing his head on the panelling above.
UNCLE CHESTER(vex)
“Ah weh di Raas-Claat yu tink yu ah do?”
Due to pain, shock plus the copious amount of booze consumed. Uncle Chester turned his backside towards Mampie and accidentally emitted a Beef-Patty scented fart directly into her face.
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Int: Air Jamaica, Airbus A340. (Continuous)
MAMPIE
“Woyoy! Chester yu cut-fart pon mi! Ah gwaan batta-batta yu inside ya today.”
Before Mampie could stab Uncle Chester in his left earlobe with her Airline issued Plastic Knife a sudden interruption occurred.
FLIGHT CAPTAIN.
“Ladies and Gentlemen is there a Doctor or Nurse on the Plane?”
A white, blond haired, blue eye English woman sitting in row G-34 had gone into convulsions.
To be Con't.
