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Greetings my Citizens of Chocko-Blocko.
Let me firstly state, I totally embrace the thought of having African roots but not being able to pin point the exact locality of my ancestoral ties has left me feeling a little confused. Hence never brothering to educate my Mamma Mention whenever she bellows "I AM AH JAMAICAN NOT AN AFRICAN". Please comment if you think my mother is right or wrong and please explain why? Not sure about anywhere else in this world but here in Chocko-Blocko Africans control the Parking Wardening franchise and they don't ramp when it comes to empounding your car and imposing heavy duty fines on the general public. Today's Blog is not about 'Hate' it's more about getting 'Even'. Therefore if anyone has ever received a Parking fine from a insensitive African Warden this Blog is dedicated to you.
Enjoy!
CUT TO.
AFRICAN PARKING ATTENDANT.
“The Charge for the ticket is £90, the charge for clamping is £150 and the charge for Towing plus storage is £300…….
UNCLE CHESTER.(interrupting)
“Vastaman can you go find ah long piece of wood plus ah large rock-stone so dat I can batter so common sense into dis ya hooman’s thick rhino skin”.
AFRICAN PARKING ATTENDANT.(Grinning)
“So di grand total charge to release your car will be £540 plus tax. Di Tax is very important and this fine goes increases by £50 per day, plus tax. Again di Tax is very Important.”
The thought of paying a £540 plus di Tax suddenly ignited Uncle Chester’s ‘Kingston rude-boy’ persona. Within a second the Parking Attendant was in a headlock.
CUT. To be Cont.
