Wednesday 1 June 2011

RATKO LOVE DI CONGO!

"I'd breed for a Rastaman".

Greetings my Brothers and Sisters of Chock-Blocko. What with 'Dis and Dat' world wide matters such as Ratko Mladic, the former Bosnian Serb general, getting dip and making his first appearance before a UN tribunal in The Hague this coming Friday, I-Man has been really busy trying to decipher if the planet has gone MAD, again? When will it be The UK's PM. David Come-Around turn to stand-up & be grilled at the Hague? Will the citizens of the UK ever smash down Buckingham Place Gates and ditch the Queen? We live in Hope!
Let's get back to my mystic ode, this Blog Opera will make you believe that a Man can fly. Remember this is a Ode about Vastaman 'Jamaica's 1st Superhero'......So STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN!

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HEATHROW AIRPORT, CARPARK. 4.00PM.

After all the back-slapping congratulations from the police and flirting with the fit News-presenter Uncle Chester was feeling on top of the world. My once Militant, don’t take no shit from the system, renegade Uncle was acting like a true believer in English bureaucracy. 

UNCLE CHESTER
“Dis is the best country in the world, bowy mi really rate di Police system!”

FEMALE AFRICAN TRAFFIC ATTENDANT
“Excuse me, Jamaican people. Your Car has been, clamped and towed away”.             
 

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Heathrow Airport Car-Park(Continuous)

The situation was tense. The Female African Traffic Warden could smell the frustration oozing from our Jamaican pours. Uncle Chester snarled at the Traffic warden. The Traffic warden snarled back at Uncle Chester. Mama Mention declared a few incomprehensible quotations from Psalms and then began dipping her head from side to side as if possessed by a demons.  Uncle Chester turned towards me vexed and gave me a, ‘Who’s fault is this’ look.  I just shrugged.

CUT. To be Cont.....